Maybe I'll be a writer, Or maybe a freedom fighter
and with a bit of tuition, Maybe I could be a musician
I suppose I could join the navy, be a chef and cook some gravy
I guess I could go to france, dance around like I'm in a trance
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you
Maybe I'll be a director, or maybe an inspector
I could be like sherlock holmes, possibly selling ice cream cones
I'd quite like to be a rock star, or maybe just work in a bar
So many possibilities, but which will be realities?
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you
I want to be with you, you know its true
I dont want no one else, I want you to myself
Most likely I'll work for somebody, or maybe own a company
Or could be like jack the ripper, or just a male stripper
Maybe I could be a prostitute, kidnap kids in my white van's boot
Or maybe work in stationary, so old ladies can throw their pens at me
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you
Maybe I could import some dope, and sell it to the pope
Sell it for a reasonable price, so he can buy his bread and rice
Maybe I could get tattooed, with something really rude
Written right up my knob, but there goes my stripper job
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you
I want to be with you, you know its true
I dont want no one else, I want you to myself
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