Dinosaurs Are Go!

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The full length debut album from acoustic comedy duo 'I Was Once a Dinosaur.'

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released July 1, 2012

All songs written and performed by Matt Beauchamp & Isaac Crass. Recorded at Purple Studios, Norwich.

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I Was Once a Dinosaur Norwich, UK

Acoustic comedy duo from Norfolk in the UK. Please visit our facebook page for more info! www.facebook.com/iwoad

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Track Name: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Get ready for the dawn of the dinosaurs!
They're sneaking in through your back doors!
Look once! Look Twice!
The dinosaurs are coming back to life!

Matt and Isaac were once dinosaurs,
Now they're just playing awesome chords,
Rocking shows all around the world,
Or at least they wish they were!

Get ready for the dawn of the dinosaurs!
They're gunna rupture your back doors!
Look once! Look twice!
The dinosaurs are eating your ex wife!

Matt and Isaac were once dinosaurs,
Now they're just playing awesome chords,
Rocking shows all around the world,
Or at least they wish they were!
Track Name: My Best Friend (is a Dog)
My Best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog
and who are you to judge that?
My best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog

He never judges me for what i do or think or say,
He's just my best friend, by my side, every day
He's always there for me when I am upset or angry,
I just wish everyone could see in him what I see

He's not just a dog, He's more than that
and yes, you can quote me on that,
He's everything to me, as you can see,
Hes the best dog that there ever can be!
My best friend is a dog, my best friend is a dog

My Best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog
and who are you to judge that?
My best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog

Who needs people when all they do is lie and steal?
But with my dog, I know our friendship is so real
he comforts me and holds me if i have frown
he always manages to turn that frown, upside down

Hes got a small brain but hes got a big heart
Hes not very good at music or art
But I reckon he can let off the world's best fart
If that counts for anything, its a pretty good start
My best friend is a dog, my best friend is a dog

My Best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog
and who are you to judge that?
My best friend is a dog
My best friend is a dog
Track Name: White Van Man
Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day
When a dodgy looking man, came walking our way
and said 'hey kids, you want any sweets?'

So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool,
we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too'
and he said 'well then, get in my van'

So me and Isaac exchanged a glance
and said 'nah man, not gunna take the chance'
and he suddenly looked a very angry man

He lunged at us and we both ran
Ran far away from the white van man
How lucky it was that we said no that day

So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man

The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man

Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm
Make sure your wearing your rape alarm
Hes not all as innocent as he seems

He'll bribe you with his tasty treats
Next thing you know your in his bed sheets
Need I say you wont be sleeping?

You'll find yourself mentaly scarred
No one to help, not a body gaurd
Paranoia at an all time high

So please believe me when I say
If you want sweets, your best to pay
With money and not your bum

So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man

The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man
Track Name: Unicorns
My Jack Daniels is running dry,
and by no means am I high,
Maybe a dealer will be nice to me!
and put me out of my misery!

No pills left in my stash,
no weed left and i got no cash,
I need my fluids so I can think straight!
Oh this world without drugs is what I hate!

Unicorns make me happy,
and rainbows are what i want to see!

I just need one more pill,
To help me feel less ill,
You could say my problems are out of hand,
I guess that lately, Im not feeling so grand!

I'm tired of living here,
living off whiskey and beer,
I think I need myself a therapist!
To get me off of the crimewatch list!

unicorns, they make me happy
and rainbows, are what i want to see
Track Name: Drinking Games
Lets get us some whiskey shots, well down em in one go!
for all the other customers, we put on a show!
I been playing drinking games, drinking games, drinking games,
I been playing drinking games with my friends!

Down in one or not at all, that is our rule
Much more hardcore than the games that you been playin at school
I been playing drinking games, drinking games, drinking games,
I been playing drinking games with my friends!
Track Name: I Wanna Be With You
Maybe I'll be a writer, Or maybe a freedom fighter
and with a bit of tuition, Maybe I could be a musician
I suppose I could join the navy, be a chef and cook some gravy
I guess I could go to france, dance around like I'm in a trance
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you

Maybe I'll be a director, or maybe an inspector
I could be like sherlock holmes, possibly selling ice cream cones
I'd quite like to be a rock star, or maybe just work in a bar
So many possibilities, but which will be realities?
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you

I want to be with you, you know its true
I dont want no one else, I want you to myself

Most likely I'll work for somebody, or maybe own a company
Or could be like jack the ripper, or just a male stripper
Maybe I could be a prostitute, kidnap kids in my white van's boot
Or maybe work in stationary, so old ladies can throw their pens at me
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you

Maybe I could import some dope, and sell it to the pope
Sell it for a reasonable price, so he can buy his bread and rice
Maybe I could get tattooed, with something really rude
Written right up my knob, but there goes my stripper job
I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you

I want to be with you, you know its true
I dont want no one else, I want you to myself
Track Name: I Like Turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles, turtles, turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles
Because theyre green!

I like turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles, turtles, turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles
So dont be mean!

To the turltles
Track Name: Happy Hippy Song
Everybodys happy,
Happy, happy, happy
Everybody happy,
Smiling and happy

I see you smiling, smiling at me
That means your happy being high on ecstasy
Now lets go dancing, naked in the woods
Where we meet the homeless man that sells us all our goods
Then we'll pick some mushrooms
and make a lovely stew
A really, really lovely stew
Thats just for me and you!

Everybodys happy,
Happy, happy, happy
Everybody happy,
Smiling and happy

Lets have a hug,
a lovely, lovely hug,
The we can straighten our hair,
and decide on what to wear
Wearing a lovely dress,
Can help get rid of stress
and puffing on this bong,
will help us sing this song

Everybodys happy,
Happy, happy, happy
Everybody happy
Smiling and happy

Now light us up some spilffs,
while we chill to hendrix riffs,
And tye dye all our clothes,
while we sing to Axel Rose!
Sweet child of mine and Paradise city
Life is just beautifuly pretty!
Now lets stay up all night long,
Singing this lovely song

Everybodys happy,
Happy, happy, happy
Everybody happy,
Smiling and happy

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Track Name: For The Midgets
This ones for the midgets
There really, really short
and just like the midgets
There really, really short
Track Name: Get Wrecked
I wanna get wrecked!
Get wrecked! Get wrecked!
I wanna get wrecked!
Come on, lets get wrecked!

Another night, Im all alone,
Nothing to do bar from getting stoned
Put on a party, get friends to mine
Get some beers in, We'll have a good time

I wanna get wrecked!
Get wrecked! Get wrecked!
I wanna get wrecked!
Come on, lets get wrecked!

A crate of lager, a crate of cider,
A bottle of this, a bottle of that
Everything and anything that gets you drunk,
lets throw it all in! And sing!

I wanna get wrecked!
Get wrecked! Get wrecked!
I wanna get wrecked!
Come on, lets get wrecked!
Track Name: The Terrorist Song
I am a terrorist,
I am a terrorist,
Oh yes I am,
I joined the Taliban!
I bought an AK47,
Gunna send your daughters off to heaven!
I'm going to spam your facebook,
just watch me, just look!

I am a terrorist,
Watch out world here's my fist!
I am a terrorist,
Watch out world, here's my fist!

I am a terrorist,
I am a terrorist,
Living underground, eating from a can,
but Ill still kill you if I can!
I'm going to drop an atom bomb,
but first I have to sing you this song

I am a terrorist,
Watch out world here's my fist!
I am a terrorist,
Watch out world, here's my fist!

I am a terrorist,
I am a terrorist,
Suddahm Hussein,
Oh what a shame,
He was my brother,
From another mother!
On the weekends I hunt for the Yeti,
Armed with nothing but my giant machete!

I am a terrorist,
Watch out world here's my fist!
I am a terrorist,
Watch out world, here's my fist!
Track Name: Forever and a Day
When I look into your eyes
I see the brightest summer skies
You can forget the guys
Cos it's my hands on your thighs

I know they treat you bad
I find it really sad
I promise I'll treat you right
If you take my hand tonight

And when you're feeling cold
and need someone to hold
that's when I will be bold
You've got me sold

I know life can be hard
But I'm your get out card
I'd go the extra yard
To make you feel right

You're everything that
I've always wanted
So please believe me when I say
That I will love you
and I will stay
right by your side
forever and a day

I wish that you could see
How much you mean to me
I'd sail the seven seas
Just to hold you

Now I'm not being funny
I'll settle with you, honey
Once I get the money
To pay all our bills

It makes me want to cry
When I look up to the sky
I could fly so God damn high
When I'm with you

So don't go looking back
At guys who weren't on track
I promise I wont slack
If it's love you lack

You're everything that
I've always wanted
So please believe me when I say
That I will love you
and I will stay
right by your side
forever and a day
Track Name: The Poo Song
A poo, A poo,
I really need a poo
A poo, A poo
I need to use the loo
A poo, A poo
I need to get away from you
A poo, A poo
Before I do my poo

A poo, A poo,
I need to do a poo
A poo, A poo
I need to use the loo
A poo, A poo
I need to get away from you
A poo, A poo
Before I do my poo
Track Name: Rock 'n' Roll Dinosaur
Well I'm a rock and roll dinosaur everywhere I go
I'm a rock and roll dinosaur at the rock and roll show
Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah!

I'm gunna put my hair in a rock and roll dinosaur quiff
I'm gunna grab my guitar and play a rock and roll dinosaur riff
Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah!

I'm gunna drive around town in my rock and roll cadillac
Gunna pick up girls and take em to my rock and roll love shack
Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah!

Gunna learn myself some rock n roll dance moves
get out on the dance floor and show em my rock and roll grooves
Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah!