White Van Man

from Dinosaurs Are Go! by I Was Once a Dinosaur

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Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day
When a dodgy looking man, came walking our way
and said 'hey kids, you want any sweets?'

So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool,
we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too'
and he said 'well then, get in my van'

So me and Isaac exchanged a glance
and said 'nah man, not gunna take the chance'
and he suddenly looked a very angry man

He lunged at us and we both ran
Ran far away from the white van man
How lucky it was that we said no that day

So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man

The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man

Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm
Make sure your wearing your rape alarm
Hes not all as innocent as he seems

He'll bribe you with his tasty treats
Next thing you know your in his bed sheets
Need I say you wont be sleeping?

You'll find yourself mentaly scarred
No one to help, not a body gaurd
Paranoia at an all time high

So please believe me when I say
If you want sweets, your best to pay
With money and not your bum

So if you ever see the white van man
Be sure to run as far away as you can
Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man

The white van man, the white van man,
the white van man is not a very friendly man

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from Dinosaurs Are Go!, released July 1, 2012

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