Constipated

from Chicken Pie by I Was Once a Dinosaur

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I'm on a date with this girl and she is looking mighty fine
If this all goes to plan well maybe one day she'll be mine
But as soon as I took my seat I knew that something had to be done
It was nothing that I could help and it was coming from my bum

I'm constipated, quite frustrated
and dont take this as exagerated
Because everytime that I need the loo
I end up spending an hour or two
squeezing out a massive fricken' poo

I said to this mighty fine girl "Do you mind if I use the loo?"
She said "That's fine, just do what you have to"
I felt sorry for her because she had know idea how long I'd take
I think in that time I took she must have had at least 12 fag breaks

And when I got back to the table you could she see was confused
I said I'm sorry that I took so long I was thinking about you in a thong

I'm like a woman on a period except I'm a man
and i like to think that if i want a poo i can
But lately it is getting tough and I'm feeling like I've had enough
so I'll leave you with this song now it's goodbye

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from Chicken Pie, released May 20, 2013
Written and performed by Matt Beauchamp & Isaac Crass.

Recorded and mixed by Tom Ralphs of Dying Breeds at Douchebag Cowboy Studio in Kenninghall, Norfolk.

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