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Dinosaurs Are Go!

by I Was Once a Dinosaur

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1.
Get ready for the dawn of the dinosaurs! They're sneaking in through your back doors! Look once! Look Twice! The dinosaurs are coming back to life! Matt and Isaac were once dinosaurs, Now they're just playing awesome chords, Rocking shows all around the world, Or at least they wish they were! Get ready for the dawn of the dinosaurs! They're gunna rupture your back doors! Look once! Look twice! The dinosaurs are eating your ex wife! Matt and Isaac were once dinosaurs, Now they're just playing awesome chords, Rocking shows all around the world, Or at least they wish they were!
2.
My Best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog and who are you to judge that? My best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog He never judges me for what i do or think or say, He's just my best friend, by my side, every day He's always there for me when I am upset or angry, I just wish everyone could see in him what I see He's not just a dog, He's more than that and yes, you can quote me on that, He's everything to me, as you can see, Hes the best dog that there ever can be! My best friend is a dog, my best friend is a dog My Best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog and who are you to judge that? My best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog Who needs people when all they do is lie and steal? But with my dog, I know our friendship is so real he comforts me and holds me if i have frown he always manages to turn that frown, upside down Hes got a small brain but hes got a big heart Hes not very good at music or art But I reckon he can let off the world's best fart If that counts for anything, its a pretty good start My best friend is a dog, my best friend is a dog My Best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog and who are you to judge that? My best friend is a dog My best friend is a dog
3.
Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day When a dodgy looking man, came walking our way and said 'hey kids, you want any sweets?' So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool, we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too' and he said 'well then, get in my van' So me and Isaac exchanged a glance and said 'nah man, not gunna take the chance' and he suddenly looked a very angry man He lunged at us and we both ran Ran far away from the white van man How lucky it was that we said no that day So if you ever see the white van man Be sure to run as far away as you can Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man The white van man, the white van man, the white van man is not a very friendly man Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm Make sure your wearing your rape alarm Hes not all as innocent as he seems He'll bribe you with his tasty treats Next thing you know your in his bed sheets Need I say you wont be sleeping? You'll find yourself mentaly scarred No one to help, not a body gaurd Paranoia at an all time high So please believe me when I say If you want sweets, your best to pay With money and not your bum So if you ever see the white van man Be sure to run as far away as you can Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man The white van man, the white van man, the white van man is not a very friendly man
4.
Unicorns 03:15
My Jack Daniels is running dry, and by no means am I high, Maybe a dealer will be nice to me! and put me out of my misery! No pills left in my stash, no weed left and i got no cash, I need my fluids so I can think straight! Oh this world without drugs is what I hate! Unicorns make me happy, and rainbows are what i want to see! I just need one more pill, To help me feel less ill, You could say my problems are out of hand, I guess that lately, Im not feeling so grand! I'm tired of living here, living off whiskey and beer, I think I need myself a therapist! To get me off of the crimewatch list! unicorns, they make me happy and rainbows, are what i want to see
5.
Lets get us some whiskey shots, well down em in one go! for all the other customers, we put on a show! I been playing drinking games, drinking games, drinking games, I been playing drinking games with my friends! Down in one or not at all, that is our rule Much more hardcore than the games that you been playin at school I been playing drinking games, drinking games, drinking games, I been playing drinking games with my friends!
6.
Maybe I'll be a writer, Or maybe a freedom fighter and with a bit of tuition, Maybe I could be a musician I suppose I could join the navy, be a chef and cook some gravy I guess I could go to france, dance around like I'm in a trance I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you Maybe I'll be a director, or maybe an inspector I could be like sherlock holmes, possibly selling ice cream cones I'd quite like to be a rock star, or maybe just work in a bar So many possibilities, but which will be realities? I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you I want to be with you, you know its true I dont want no one else, I want you to myself Most likely I'll work for somebody, or maybe own a company Or could be like jack the ripper, or just a male stripper Maybe I could be a prostitute, kidnap kids in my white van's boot Or maybe work in stationary, so old ladies can throw their pens at me I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you Maybe I could import some dope, and sell it to the pope Sell it for a reasonable price, so he can buy his bread and rice Maybe I could get tattooed, with something really rude Written right up my knob, but there goes my stripper job I'm not sure what I wanna do but I know I wanna be with you I want to be with you, you know its true I dont want no one else, I want you to myself
7.
I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles, turtles, turtles I like turtles I like turtles Because theyre green! I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles, turtles, turtles I like turtles I like turtles So dont be mean! To the turltles
8.
Everybodys happy, Happy, happy, happy Everybody happy, Smiling and happy I see you smiling, smiling at me That means your happy being high on ecstasy Now lets go dancing, naked in the woods Where we meet the homeless man that sells us all our goods Then we'll pick some mushrooms and make a lovely stew A really, really lovely stew Thats just for me and you! Everybodys happy, Happy, happy, happy Everybody happy, Smiling and happy Lets have a hug, a lovely, lovely hug, The we can straighten our hair, and decide on what to wear Wearing a lovely dress, Can help get rid of stress and puffing on this bong, will help us sing this song Everybodys happy, Happy, happy, happy Everybody happy Smiling and happy Now light us up some spilffs, while we chill to hendrix riffs, And tye dye all our clothes, while we sing to Axel Rose! Sweet child of mine and Paradise city Life is just beautifuly pretty! Now lets stay up all night long, Singing this lovely song Everybodys happy, Happy, happy, happy Everybody happy, Smiling and happy Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
9.
This ones for the midgets There really, really short and just like the midgets There really, really short
10.
Get Wrecked 01:19
I wanna get wrecked! Get wrecked! Get wrecked! I wanna get wrecked! Come on, lets get wrecked! Another night, Im all alone, Nothing to do bar from getting stoned Put on a party, get friends to mine Get some beers in, We'll have a good time I wanna get wrecked! Get wrecked! Get wrecked! I wanna get wrecked! Come on, lets get wrecked! A crate of lager, a crate of cider, A bottle of this, a bottle of that Everything and anything that gets you drunk, lets throw it all in! And sing! I wanna get wrecked! Get wrecked! Get wrecked! I wanna get wrecked! Come on, lets get wrecked!
11.
I am a terrorist, I am a terrorist, Oh yes I am, I joined the Taliban! I bought an AK47, Gunna send your daughters off to heaven! I'm going to spam your facebook, just watch me, just look! I am a terrorist, Watch out world here's my fist! I am a terrorist, Watch out world, here's my fist! I am a terrorist, I am a terrorist, Living underground, eating from a can, but Ill still kill you if I can! I'm going to drop an atom bomb, but first I have to sing you this song I am a terrorist, Watch out world here's my fist! I am a terrorist, Watch out world, here's my fist! I am a terrorist, I am a terrorist, Suddahm Hussein, Oh what a shame, He was my brother, From another mother! On the weekends I hunt for the Yeti, Armed with nothing but my giant machete! I am a terrorist, Watch out world here's my fist! I am a terrorist, Watch out world, here's my fist!
12.
When I look into your eyes I see the brightest summer skies You can forget the guys Cos it's my hands on your thighs I know they treat you bad I find it really sad I promise I'll treat you right If you take my hand tonight And when you're feeling cold and need someone to hold that's when I will be bold You've got me sold I know life can be hard But I'm your get out card I'd go the extra yard To make you feel right You're everything that I've always wanted So please believe me when I say That I will love you and I will stay right by your side forever and a day I wish that you could see How much you mean to me I'd sail the seven seas Just to hold you Now I'm not being funny I'll settle with you, honey Once I get the money To pay all our bills It makes me want to cry When I look up to the sky I could fly so God damn high When I'm with you So don't go looking back At guys who weren't on track I promise I wont slack If it's love you lack You're everything that I've always wanted So please believe me when I say That I will love you and I will stay right by your side forever and a day
13.
The Poo Song 00:39
A poo, A poo, I really need a poo A poo, A poo I need to use the loo A poo, A poo I need to get away from you A poo, A poo Before I do my poo A poo, A poo, I need to do a poo A poo, A poo I need to use the loo A poo, A poo I need to get away from you A poo, A poo Before I do my poo
14.
Well I'm a rock and roll dinosaur everywhere I go I'm a rock and roll dinosaur at the rock and roll show Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah! I'm gunna put my hair in a rock and roll dinosaur quiff I'm gunna grab my guitar and play a rock and roll dinosaur riff Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah! I'm gunna drive around town in my rock and roll cadillac Gunna pick up girls and take em to my rock and roll love shack Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah! Gunna learn myself some rock n roll dance moves get out on the dance floor and show em my rock and roll grooves Rock and roll dinosaur, Rock and roll dinosaur, yeah!

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The full length debut album from acoustic comedy duo 'I Was Once a Dinosaur.'

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released July 1, 2012

All songs written and performed by Matt Beauchamp & Isaac Crass. Recorded at Purple Studios, Norwich.

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Acoustic comedy duo from Norfolk in the UK. Please visit our facebook page for more info! www.facebook.com/iwoad

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